What would we do without Nick Kyrgios to provide us with this summer’s emotional firestorm?

When we last saw Nick, the 20-year-old Australian tennis player, he was “sock”ing it to Wimbledon, suddenly changing socks in a match that he would ultimately lose (some say would deliberately tank) to Richard Gasquet.

Fast forward to the Rogers Cup currently being played in Montreal, where Kyrgios defeated Stan “The Man” Wawrinka but not before going all “So’s your Mama” on him by observing in front of the microphones that Stanimal girlfriend, tennis player Donna Vekic, had slept with Nick compatriot Thanasi Kokkinakis. This led to a locker-room confrontation with Stan, a $10,000 fine from the Association of Tennis Professionals (with possibly more to come) and a dressing down from two of the game’s longstanding leaders. ...